Week 11 Story: The Apex Predator Protection Agency?
Are YOU an apex predator just looking for a meal ? Some respect ? Some peace of mind ? Tired of small animals kicking your butt all the time ? Well, have I got a deal for you! If you are any kind of large predator, give us, The Apex Predator Protection Agency, a call! You might be entitled to financial compensation! You might not! You won’t know unless you give us a call at (NUMBER REDACTED) ! We have real success here at APPA! Take a quote from “actual client,” Mr. Wolf, who got into trouble with a few otters: “Well, these otters were arguing over some fish and asked me if I would choose which piece should go to which otter. I chose for them and kept the middle of the fish for myself as compensation. I’ve got a family and myself to feed! I can’t work for free! Anyway, when the otters threatened me with a lawsuit, it shocked me, but Apex Predator Protection Agency shut it down right out of the gate! I can’t thank them enough !” Isn’t that just heartwarming?